He's smart, but, slowly turning into a smart ass.
He's handsome, but, now starting to realize it.
He's cool, but, thinks he's too cool.
He's giving, but, that's my shit he's giving away.
He's quiet, no, really, he won't speak.
He's creative, creatively figuring out how to get away with being a little turd.
I'll take any offers, heck, I have two other little ones I'll throw in as long as you take them before they turn into teenagers.